In Texas, the entire Encyclopedia Brittanica is banned because it has formula to make beer in it.
In Los Angeles, CA - A man is legally allowed to beat his wife with a leather strap, but the strap must not be longer than 2 inches, or unless the wife gives him permission to use a wider one.
In Tennesee - Frogs aren't allowed to croak after 11:00 PM
In Memphis, TN - Women are not allowed to drive alone in a car unless a man stands by it waving a red flag to other pedestrians.
In Vermont - Women must get permission from their husbands to wear false teeth
In Massachusettes - It's illegal to wear a goatee without a license.
In South Bend, ID - It's illegal for monkeys to smoke cigarettes
In Ohio - No one can be arrested on Sunday or July 4th